Dyslexic, Illiterate, and utterly useless

Have u ever read the laptops for sale in the paper?
You get stuff like:
Dell 1.8 photoshop 2GB dual windows 15" silver
£99.99

I'm like oh dear at least put the right specs together!!!!!!!!!! a 1.8 photoshop? Dual windows? WTF? Get someone who knows what their putting in the ad to write it
Come on. Dual core 1.8Ghz Celeron, Windows Vista or something and 2GB RAM, 15" display. Ya Know. It makes my life hard, but at least they sell it for a ridiculously low price :)